The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
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The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya
The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models,...
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One Ring to Rule Them All
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Wear Your Virtue, Broadcast Your Bouquet with Trixie and Katya
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Across the porcelain provinces of our human experience, each soul leaves behind its own small testament; some solemn and substantial, with others flee...
Commuter? I Hardly Know Her! with Trixie and Katya
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Ten Queens, Five Suitcases, No Dignity: All Stars Season 2 with Trixie and Katya
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Robby Hoffman is Aggressively Kind with Trixie
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A Ventriloquist Love Affair with Trixie and Katya
Take notice, patrons of both the curious and mechanically marvelous! Two celebrated drag-queen automatons seated in comfy chairs, shall speak herein f...
"You Smell Like Hospital" with Trixie and Katya
Upon the pale and trembling threshold of a Beverly Hills hospital bed, where machines blinked like tiny frigid stars and the kingdom of Katya's body h...
Kelly Mantle Demands More Glamour and Less Clamor with Trixie
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Leland's How-To-Guide for Musical Excellence with Trixie
To properly record and master this episode featuring acclaimed music producer and Drag Race Rusical songwriting and composing legend Leland, first est...
Juno Birch Is a Little Less Blue with Trixie
Once upon a time, today's exceptionally iridescent guest was twilight-blue and hidden behind a cloak of pastel azure. Now that cerulean shell has loos...
IMHO's Darby and Alexis Summon Charcuterie Spirits with Trixie
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Courtney Act is Eminently Keen with Trixie and Katya
In today's class, myriad topics of interest and erudition will be covered, but first we shall crack open Miss Act's Rules of Grace and Refinement Vol....
Thank you for Choosing Bald Airlines with Trixie and Katya
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Kristen Schaal and the Science of "Bricked" with Katya
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Bobby and the Ice Queens with Trixie and Katya
Premiering this Summer off off off Broadway, it's "Bobby & the Ice Queens"! From a fired usher at "Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark" comes the glitter-dr...
An Open Letter to the Emmys with Trixie and Katya
Dearest esteemed leadership of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. We respectfully and fervently request the honor of serving as pre...
A Triumph of Pure Delight with Trixie and Katya
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The Bride and the Betrothed with Trixie and Katya
Ms. Trixie Mattel and Ms. Katya Zamo kindly request the distinguished honor of your presence at their most magnificent nuptial celebration, where the...
The Squirtle Spurtle with Trixie and Katya
If you thought oatmeal recipes couldn't be sensual, you'd be dead wrong. Dim the lights, burn that bergamot arousal candle from your cousin's bachelor...
A Motherforking Clusterfluff with Trixie and Katya
Welcome back to another motherflocking, cockadoodle, son-of-a-biscuit episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, where our dolls yap their pretty little a...
The Last Rites of Eternal Chaos with Trixie and Katya
You are cordially invited to attend a most distinguished yet eminently fake wake in honor of Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova, the undisputed qu...
This One Goes Out to All the Buttholes with Trixie and Katya
I am the ring that no laurels adorn,
A puckered little star at the edge of the form.
No medals are pinned to my tireless s...
A Meditation on Fruit Cups and Resplendence with Trixie and Katya
In the majestic kingdom of sleep where the heavens are transformed into a silken washhouse of torrential storms, the clouds are wrung dry by invisible...
The Bald and the Breakfast with Trixie and Katya
Wake up and put on your nicest wiglet, Deborah! The sun is shining and it's time to head on down to The Bald & The Breakfast, Weho's newest morning ho...
A Freshly-Peeled Lease on Life with Trixie and Katya
Dear Dr. Whiffenschtuppel, I write to you this day to express my deepest gratitude for changing my life. Long ago, I remember staring at my banana on...
From Hooves to Haute with Trixie and Katya
This week's episode is presented by Hollywood's premier foot feminization service, "From Hooves to Haute." With our patented treatment derived from ce...
250 Episodes of Dolls Being Dolls with Trixie and Katya
Our beloved listeners and wayward souls, we write to you from the glittery halls of memory, where two hundred and fifty episodes now flutter like sequ...
The Silence of the Hooves with Trixie and Katya
Dearest Katya. It is I, Silas P. Hoofman, the ghost of the antelope who currently hangs in a perpetual state of taxidermy above your bed. From my velv...
The Twelfth Day After Christmas with Trixie and Katya
’Twas 12 days after Christmas, when we gathered in the valley,
To record a podcast and reflect on our holiday glee.
We had dashed through...
A Paranormal New Year's Eve with Trixie and Katya
On a balmy Los Angeles New Year’s Eve, as the city chimed with hope and regret, the Podcast Ghost of 2025 came gliding through the lamplit air to visi...
Daphne Guinness and the Anarchy of Creativity with Katya
On a mild Los Angeles night as Christmas bells rang out into the darkness like gentle couture thunder, fashion model, curator, writer, musician, and a...
How to Use Double Entendres with Trixie and Katya
Today, as our fingers gently brushed the record button and we engaged in a long and thorough microphone check, we adjusted the levels for several minu...
Lushious Massacr's Plan for World Peace Through the Booty Hole with Trixie and Katya
Official Statement from the esteemed Lushious H. Massacr IV, Esq.: In a moment unprecedented in the annals of human cooperation, the international dra...