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Weird AF News
Comedian Jonesy covers weird news 5 days/week and on Friday it's only Florida.
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Florida woman urinated on furniture and appliances in multiple Airbnb's. Florida man has Rolex stolen by hooker with "Dream Girl" neck tattoo.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman has his Rolex watch stolen by a Florida woman with "Dream Gril" neck tattoo. Florida woman named "Candy Land" was sentence...
Professor proposes to student in the middle of class and receives a beat down by students. Philly breaks world record for longest cheesesteak(s).
Professor in India proposed to student in middle of class and then received a beat down by students on campus. Lion King composer sues comedian/podcas...
Stalker broke into a home and sucked on a woman's toes. Boner Bear Honey ED syrup banned from gas stations.
Man arrested and sentenced 6 years for breaking into a home and sucking on a woman's toes. Scientists discover the age children become cunning little...
Quadruple amputee professional cornhole player shot a man while driving. Russian women who don't want kids will be sent to psychologist.
Russian woman who don't want children will be sent to the Government Psychologist. A quadruple amputee and professional cornhole player shot a man whi...
Father and son banned from donating sperm after fathering 600 kids. Cocaine sharks thrive in the Bahamas.
Sharks in Bahamas filled with cocaine, painkillers and caffeine. Barbie Dolls contaminated with fentanyl in Missouri. Father and son are banned from d...
Floridaman can still marry his cousin after marriage ban fails to pass. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed 5 months after discharge.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman seals $600k worth of potatoes. Florida woman refuses to leave her hospital bed for 5 months despite being discharged. Flor...
Thief used Google Translate to rob a Peruvian restaurant. Hittler runs against Zielinski for mayor in France.
Thief used Google Translate to rob a restaurant. In a town in France, Hittler is running against Zielinksi for mayor. Would you try the newest kind of...
Study shows 19 million Americans think of shooting someone. Inject the fat of a dead person into your face or your chest, it's cool.
New technology allows plastic surgeons to inject you with the fat of dead people. The bear on the Bernese coat of arms gets to keep it's little red pe...
Deaf woman removed from plan for "not listening". Tourist sues NYC taqueria for salsa being too spicy.
Pot smoking linked to bigger brains and better cognitive functions later in life. German tourist sues a NYC taco restaurant for salsa that is too spic...
Man falls into a hole with a bear inside. Kickboxer pulls a car using his testicles.
Man in Japan fell into a hole with a bear inside. Marathon runners are churning butter as they run. Kickboxer pulls a car using just his testicles.
Floridaman prisoner escapes to have sex in a Porta Potty. Did a Floridaman really get kidnapped by dolphins?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman prisoner snuck away from jail work duties to have sex in a porta potty. Drunk butt-tattoo'd Florida lady gives police Q-ti...
Man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants in his pants. Stoners buy cookies, the Girl Scouts learn.
Chinese man caught smuggling 2,000 queen ants via Kenya. Girlscouts realize teaming up with a weed dispensary equals cookie sales. Canadian officials...
Braindead woman wakes up when her ambulance hits a pothole. "Literally Anybody Else" is running for mayor in Texas.
Irish woman awarded damages after her boss repeatedly yelled, "Potato" at her. "Literally Anyone Else" runs for mayor of a Texas town. Braindead woman...
Testical covers are banned from saunas in Japan. Flamingos kidnapped at the Flamingo Hotel in Vegas.
In-sauna testical covers are being banned in Japan. Tourist arrested after kidnapping and torturing a flamingo at The Flamingo in Las Vegas. Police wa...
Floridaman throws cremated ashes onto the NASCAR racetrack. Floridaman does other Floridaman things.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman uses taco seasoning packets to steal Pokemon cards worth thousands. Florida woman with no right hand is ticketed for drivi...
Smoking crack helped him quit heroin, says Billy Idol. Old male whales are better at mating because they're better at singing.
Study shows: older male whales are better at procreating because they are better at singing. Billy Idol says smoking crack helped him quit heroin. Gen...
Woman declared dead 4 times by government since 2017. Polymarket no longer allows betting on nuclear armageddon.
Dallas woman declared dead 4 times since 2017. Convicted serial stowaway gets caught again sneaking on a flight to Europe. Polymarket betting co. remo...
Lady arrested for singing a remix of the national anthem at karaoke. Scientists created popcorn flavored tomatoes.
Woman arrested for disrespecting the national anthem at karaoke night. Scientists created tomatoes that smell just like popcorn. Government hotline gi...
Man claims world's smallest penis and is accepting challengers (with pics). Illinois will vote on Italian Beef as official state sandwich.
Illinois state sandwich will switch to the Italian Beef sandwich after a vote in the house. Georgia man found competent to stand trial despite removin...
Floridaman stabbed for denying sex to trans woman because she isn't Jewish. Floridaman killed trying to invade cuba with his 9 drinking buddies..
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Floridaman is stabbed after denying sex to an adult content creator because she isn't Jewish. Floridaman exposes himself and conducts...
Mr. Clean retires after 68 years. Food robot rebellion begins! Dunkin' tests 48oz bucket of coffee.
Food delivery robot goes rogue and destroys property in California. Mr. Clean retires after 68 years as company cleaning mascot. Dunkin Donuts tests m...
Man arrested after serving alcohol to a hawk. New York Snowflakes hospitalized after being hit with snowballs.
Los Angeles man arrested for serving alcohol to a hawk. How much cocaine is in the Nantucket sewage? New York City Police investigating after officers...
Man trained his dog to illegally dump his garbage on the street. Man sneaks into woman's apartment to AXE her out.
Italian man is arrested for training his dog to illegally dump his rubbish on the street. Los Angeles Dept. of Transportation removed their PSA that t...
Man has sex with a dead deer on the highway, arrested. Hospital calls exorcist after staff report seeing ghosts.
Hospital calls an exorcist after the staff report seeing ghosts. Kentucky man arrested for having sex with a dead deer on the side of the highway. Way...
Pickleball brawl involving 20 players leads to Florida couple's arrest. Floridaman urinates on boss's desk and in the chili?
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Pickleball brawl involving 20 people leads to Florida couple's arrest for assault. Floridaman pays $50k to clone his dead Boston Terr...
Family took dead relative to the bank as proof they're dead. Pro hockey team sent letter to their smelly fans asking them to shower before games.
Hockey team in Canada sent letter to smelly fans asking them to shower before games. South African family took their dead relative to the bank to prov...
Judge rules "boneless wings" can still be called "wings". Fart tracking underwear developed to track gut health.
Judge rules Buffalo Wild Wings can keep calling boneless Buffalo wings "wings". Why are criminals stealing used cooking oil from restaurants. Scientis...
Facebook will keep posting for you even after you're dead. Food influencer dies after eating the toxic Devil Crab.
The Lover's Arch in Italy collapsed ON Valentine's Day. Meta/Facebook patents an IA that takes over a dead person's Facebook account and keeps posting...
Woman faked a snake transformation to avoid arranged marriage. Olympic athletes used the 10,000 free condoms in only 3 days.
Olympics gave the athletes 10,000 condoms and they were gone in three days. Indian woman fakes turning into a snake to avoid an arranged marriage. Sci...
Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Floridamen turn frozen iguanas into pizza and tacos.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida couple arrested for taking a 14 year old to the strip club. Florida woman's happy endings lead to her unhappy arrest. Florida...
Chicken place smells too much like chicken, says landlord. Pokemon Go removes Epstein Island Pokestop from the game.
Landlord tries to evict chicken business because it smells too much like chicken. Mother accused of injecting feces into her child's IV at the hospita...
Olympian wins a medal, then tells the world he cheated on his girlfriend. Murder twins in France complicate the trial because of similar DNA.
Olympic medal winner confessed to cheating on his girlfriend during post-game live TV interview. Murder trial in France is complicated by twin brother...
Gen Z texts and checks social media during sex, study shows. Coffee shop secretly operated as a strip club.
Fighter jets intercept a passenger plane after child changed wifi name to "terrorist". More than a third of college students check social media and te...
Governor suggests importing women to help make more babies. Man arrested again for seeking non-consensual diaper changes.
South Korean governor suggests importing foreign women for marriage and to make babies. Japanese city cancels Cherry Blossom Festival because tourists...
Florida woman nurse twerks on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman throws away $4k worth of meat after finding girlfriend cooking with another man.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida woman nurse arrested for twerking on disabled patients at a rehab. Floridaman stalks ex, mails her a 9mm bullet. Florida stat...
Man broke into Little Caesar's Pizza, made and sold pizzas. Man, high on meth, stole two planes without a pilot's license.
California man, high on meth, stole two planes without a pilot's license. Japan bar has an upper age limit for patrons, none over 40. Man breaks into...
Man blowtorches his roof to melt ice, home catches fire. Lady causes car crashes after removing traffic mirror for better Feng-Shui.
Massachusetts man used a blowtorch to melt ice on his roof, home catches fire. Crackerbarrel restaurants makes traveling employees only eat at Cracker...
WWI bomb inside man's rectum leads to hospital evacuation. Bar offers free drinks to customers who want to quit their job.
Japan has a bar for people thinking of quitting their job and they drink for free. Alabama passing a bill requiring reporting parents of kids that sme...
Dumb politicians claim "fake" snow conspiracy. New York city will hire a night mayor to improve night time fun.
City in New York has hired a Night Mayor to handle night time fun, especially for youth. Farmer gives away over 1 million potatoes after growing way t...
Floridaman fornicated with a vacuum cleaner in the street. Florida teen attacks her mom with a porkchop.
FLORIDA FRIDAY - Florida teen attacked her mother with a juicy porkchop. Drunk Floridaman drove his car while it was on fire (with wife inside). Flori...